Yet Another Thing That Makes Me Laugh

So, I was just on QC and noticed that there's a QC Livejournal that Jeph writes on once every so often, and I just came upon this entry and felt like I had to share it with you all.
http://qcjeph.livejournal.com/68770.html

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Lem and I are weird.

• Mar. 14th, 2007 at 9:25 PM

[Lem] I like the Sussex Hedgetrimmer Annoyance... I get the feeling no-one else gets the reference though
[jeph] it's over my head, but still funny
[Lem] Come on... Texas Chainsaw Massacre?
[Lem] true, it is a bit of a leap i suppose
[Lem] ah well :D
[jeph] that'd be more like "Alabama Hedgetrimmer Maiming" or something
[Lem] true!
[Lem] you know if the British ever made a version of it it'd basically be the Lower Early Hedgetrimmer Annoyance though.
[Lem] iti wouldn't even be maiming, it'd be irritating
[jeph] the british would've titled it something like "The Hedgeman"
[jeph] and he wouldn't actually murder people, he'd just kind of creep them out while doing their yardwork
[Lem] hahahaha
[Lem] oh man, that'd be awesome
[jeph] grinning suggestively at your children as he mows the lawn
[jeph] you realize he's raked your entire yard without blinking once
[jeph] when you go to pay him he's all "oh no, you've already made YOUR payment, hahahahahahaahahahahahah"
[Lem] and then he gets into a small beige van and drives off, leaving an evil smell of rotten eggs. is it the fuel, or is the EVIL!?
[jeph] haha
[jeph] there are children's handprints on the inside of all the windows in his van
[Lem] some of them have smilie faces drawn on them
[jeph] is that dried blood or rust on his mower?
[jeph] and then at the end of the movie, the BIG SURPRISE TWIST is that your mailman is a serial killer
[Lem] and the Hedgeman is in fact just a kind old man that takes children to the the countryside to read them poetry and draw pictures to get away from the boredom of thier beurgeois lives in suburbia.
[jeph] haha
[Lem] which, frankly, would be the biggest surprise of all."